The Rude Parrot
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to “clean up” the bird’s vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he’d hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John’s outstretched arms and said, “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.”
John was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, “May I ask what the turkey did?”
May 6, 2009 @ 8:25 pm
Lol! That’s sad though!
May 6, 2009 @ 5:45 pm
how can someone not understand that joke????
May 6, 2009 @ 5:21 pm
@Irvana
i’ll explain this slowly for you…
the parrot is misbehaving
the guy gets sik of the parrot swearing..
.. & puts him in the freezer
the parrot is quiet.
he thinks he’s killed the parrot
so he opens the freezer.
the parrot sees a turkey in the freezer ready to eat
he tells the guy that he’ll be good
& then asks what the turkey did to be killed
coz he thinks the turkey waqs the guys pet as well.
get it ?
May 6, 2009 @ 1:04 pm
hehehehe its a great and educational story. The parrot realize of his misbehaviour. same as we that we must learn and willing to change the bad attitude we have and be humble to ask for forgiveness. must get a rate of 10 and vote for it.
May 6, 2009 @ 12:51 pm
ITS GREAT I LOVE THIS JOKE,KEEP THEM COMING , RATE IT A 10
May 6, 2009 @ 12:22 pm
would someone please help irvana the parrot is just fine.
May 6, 2009 @ 11:53 am
it’s called “appeal to subtle force”.
May 6, 2009 @ 11:49 am
The Parrot was afraid after finding a frozen turkey in the freezer, that he could end up in as dire consenquences as the turkey if he didn’t change his ways. I have seen it with a chicken as well.
May 6, 2009 @ 10:57 am
i don’t get this joke at all.Can somebody explain please?
May 6, 2009 @ 9:07 am
ooh lol the parrot was afraid what happened to the Turkey may happen to her poor parrot.