The Mammogram
A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and giggling with delight. Her husband watched her for a while and then asked, “Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What’s the matter with you?”
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, “I don’t care. I just came from having a mammogram and breast exam and the doctor said that I have the breasts of an 18 year-old.”
Her husband said, “What did he have to say about your 55 year old ass?”
The wife replied… “Actually your name never came up.”
February 9, 2010 @ 11:48 pm
Serves him right. Kudos to a smart lady!
January 11, 2010 @ 6:53 pm
atta girl
January 11, 2010 @ 2:12 pm
ATTA GIRL. WAY TO GO
January 8, 2010 @ 5:50 am
Hahahahaha a good on for all us gals out there to remember LMAO
January 6, 2010 @ 12:17 pm
poohbear thats my fav saying with my man LOL this sounds like my parents real good one had to share with everyone
January 6, 2010 @ 12:58 am
my husband says he’s the man cause he got the nuts! and i tell him, but i carry mine in the front to show you whos the boss, the bigger the better…..