The LAPD, The FBI & The CIA
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: “Okay! Okay! I’m a rabbit! I’m a rabbit!’
January 10, 2012 @ 1:42 pm
Thank you Meza
January 10, 2012 @ 5:47 am
With Respect for The Law Enforcement I am not going to Rabbit on about this One!!!!
January 9, 2012 @ 11:45 pm
Thank you for understanding Jean!
January 9, 2012 @ 11:25 pm
PS I don’t watch the news either.
January 9, 2012 @ 11:24 pm
OK, If I can not say something nice then I will not Say anything cause Big Brother is watching. Isn’t that funny?
January 9, 2012 @ 10:30 pm
Thank you Elaine for your support! I had let it slide for awhile but then I realized it really did put me in a bad mood reading the negative comments. If I wanted to be negative, I’d watch the news. This is a humor site.
January 9, 2012 @ 10:21 pm
I agree with Pinky and the Admin. If you can’t say something nice just don’t say anything at all. Any way I couldn’t do there job. I’d hate to see our nation without our law enforcement. Put everything aside, its kind of funny. Thanks Admin. for stepping in.
January 9, 2012 @ 10:15 pm
Thank you for your support Pinky!
January 9, 2012 @ 10:15 pm
If you did not find it funny and it did not make you laugh or smile just keep it to yourself. I’m trying to keep the mood up for everyone else. This website was started by me to brighten people’s day. It’s not a place to complain and bicker. I hope you understand.
January 9, 2012 @ 10:02 pm
ADMIN: I will try but some things are just not funny and I thought we were free to express our feelings. Is this not true?