The LAPD, The FBI & The CIA
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: “Okay! Okay! I’m a rabbit! I’m a rabbit!’
January 9, 2012 @ 9:55 pm
ADMIN YOU ROCK. FUN SHOULD BE FUN. SMILE…….
January 9, 2012 @ 9:29 pm
Well out of 10, it got 8.5 so I deduct that the majority of us think its funny. The vocals ones however is a different story.
I am thinking of experimenting with deleting uncalled for negative comments because I have been receiving complaints from readers that it ruins their experience as 1Funny is a humor website.
So from now on, if you have nothing nice to say about a piece please refrain from commenting. Let’s keep the mood light and happy for the rest of us.
Thank you for your co-operation.
January 9, 2012 @ 8:04 pm
True, it’s not funny, but possibly not far from the truth!
Scary and sad…………..
January 9, 2012 @ 6:21 pm
I notice that our original comments are gone. At least Jean’s and mine. I didn’t think we were nasty with our comments. We just gave
an opinion of “not funny”.
January 9, 2012 @ 6:18 pm
Hey, I wanna say it again, too. Not funny to me. However, I think
we are all really cool and funny.
January 9, 2012 @ 2:52 pm
ill admit, NOT FUNNY!!
January 9, 2012 @ 12:16 pm
AGAIN I say not funny!! SMPD
January 9, 2012 @ 5:35 am
This could be a FACTUAL statement –
January 9, 2012 @ 1:37 am
If someone is trying to beat you to death you’ll admit to anything, right?
January 9, 2012 @ 12:40 am
It takes all kinds…………………….