The Knob
A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called ‘The Knob,’ where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman’s head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted ‘The Knob.’
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
‘All these years, everything has been working just fine. I’ve had to turn the knob many times and I’ve always loved the results.. But now I’ve developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won’t get rid of them.’
The doctor looked at her closely and said, ‘Those aren’t bags, those are your breasts.’
She said, ‘Well, I guess there’s no point in asking about the goatee.’
May 3, 2009 @ 6:40 am
It,s to late for me to get a knob, I,ve already got the goatee, but not the bags under my eyes. But I,m working on it, thought it was very funny, but then I,m warped
May 1, 2009 @ 8:31 am
an old one. hav read it several times over b4 though it is funny
April 30, 2009 @ 8:21 pm
great joke i got it’s simple and funny thanks:D
April 30, 2009 @ 8:08 pm
@kk
ohhhh no sense in explaining it to you dork
April 30, 2009 @ 4:08 pm
You have got to be kidding . I am a blonde and i got that ! must be living up north
April 30, 2009 @ 2:16 pm
I laffed until I was breathless. Thanks for a real good gut bustin laff.
April 30, 2009 @ 1:02 pm
Thats definitely a LIFT more than she asked for.
April 29, 2009 @ 11:14 pm
@kk
the goatee is her pubic hair, she got so old and wrinkly that she tightened her boobs up to her face.
April 29, 2009 @ 9:07 pm
whaaaaattt?!!?! how could u not get it…its so funny yet very gross HAHAHA
April 29, 2009 @ 7:58 pm
dont get it