The Cost Of A Secretary
“Why did your boss jump out of the window?” the detective at the crime scene asked the secretary.
“I don’t know.” she sobbed. “My boss was always so nice to me. Two months ago he gave me a fur coat, last month a sports car and just today a diamond ring. Then he asked, what it would cost to be able to ravish me.”
“And what did you say to that?” asked the detective.
The secretary replied, “I just said, that the other men in the office always just gave me fifty dollars.”
August 7, 2009 @ 5:12 am
All I can say is “good for the man”
August 7, 2009 @ 3:51 am
really not all secretaries are loose and it’s quite funny that some one is taking this thing too far(being abusive and all). Come to think of it, this does not happen to secretaries only! you do not have to be a secretary to have a boss right? although i know that the joke is about a secretary but let’s not blame the lady alone cos it takes two to tango!
August 6, 2009 @ 11:46 am
DANIEL, die it. it seems u support short cuts. how can it be that the secretary will find in her boss the best habour to anchor. if that works out, how then can work ethics be upheld and discipline enforced. all the same , the joke is cool but it is unfortunate that the boss could not decode earlier that the babe was soooooo cheap.He actually spent a lot for what he could have gotten through the corner. poor him
August 6, 2009 @ 9:32 am
oh, real funny
August 6, 2009 @ 7:47 am
maybe it was only one floor, lol lol lol 10 points
August 6, 2009 @ 6:13 am
everybody has a choice in what they do with their life that leaves them up for what ever they choose. we cannot be everyones conscience.
August 6, 2009 @ 5:13 am
(Some of the people who commented on this “joke” said they were secretaries YET check out their grammar, spelling, and attitude. Thank goodness they don’t work for me……….!!) Rick! U went too far dat’s not fair, remb this is just a joke ” what do u thk?” u decided to pick on secretaries abi? dat’s too bad. Remb this is an open comment whereby everyone has right to express his/her views or feelings. pls change ur mindset it doesnt tell good of u. as rightly said, is not an office setup where u construct ur grammar ok, u are free to use ur choice of words ok.
August 6, 2009 @ 4:53 am
Am a Secretary and will like to point out the fact that not all Secretaries are dat cheap and loose as is generally imagined by many out there. Besides it depend on the type of Boss you are working with, if he
is a God fearing type then the matter is settled. Thank God for the type of Boss(God fearing etc, lack words to express)am working with.
August 6, 2009 @ 4:50 am
Hi
The secretary in question was not mentioned as married or single, why worry? she may be single trying to anchor her ship in any man’s harbour, so, stop these criticisms.
August 6, 2009 @ 4:42 am
Secretaries in time past may have been so cheap but I tell you not any more, they have dignity. I pray that mentality of time past we leave the minds of human beings.