The Cost Of A Secretary
“Why did your boss jump out of the window?” the detective at the crime scene asked the secretary.
“I don’t know.” she sobbed. “My boss was always so nice to me. Two months ago he gave me a fur coat, last month a sports car and just today a diamond ring. Then he asked, what it would cost to be able to ravish me.”
“And what did you say to that?” asked the detective.
The secretary replied, “I just said, that the other men in the office always just gave me fifty dollars.”
August 5, 2009 @ 5:08 pm
Some of the people who commented on this “joke” said they were secretaries YET check out their grammar, spelling, and attitude. Thank goodness they don’t work for me!! Besides – IT’S A JOKE, LIGHTEN UP FOR GOODNESS SAKE. That’s the trouble with this country today – THERE ARE TOO MANY PEOPLE DEMANDING POLITICAL CORRECTNESS, ESPECIALLY MINORITIES, NO ONE CAN LAUGH AT THEMSELVES, EVERYONE IS SO DARNED AFRAID OF STEPPING ON SOMEONE ELSES FEELINGS. I’m darn sick and tired of it!!
August 5, 2009 @ 3:56 pm
Okay why is she on all fours with an envelope in her mouth. I don’t get it.
August 5, 2009 @ 2:53 pm
@ goodie
Did I read, you cut your wife? This reminds me of an incident while I was on duty in WA state. The husband got drunk and chopped his wife to pieces. Can you simply clear this out for people who read your comment?
August 5, 2009 @ 2:42 pm
@goodie
That is horrible. I work in the office but I am single and still will not mess anyone here.
August 5, 2009 @ 1:58 pm
I agree with belnda’s comment. NOT all secretaries are cheap and loosed. I’ve worked in offices here and abroad. It depends on how you present and handle yourself in the midst of men. If you are looking for trouble, then trouble comes. Ladies, those of you who are married, have a decency, love your husbands no matter what and keep that commitment you made intact.
August 5, 2009 @ 1:55 pm
I agree with belinda’s comment.Not all secretaries are cheap and loosed. I’ve worked in offices here in abroad. It depends on how you present and handle yourself in the midst of men. If you are looking for trouble in life, then trouble comes. Ladies, those of you who are married, have a decency, love your husbands no matter what.
August 5, 2009 @ 1:34 pm
You wanna stop your husband from cheating with a sexy, flirty secretary? Become his secretary. haha.
August 5, 2009 @ 12:27 pm
It is very true; i cut my wife cheating with her boss.Very terrible right?
August 5, 2009 @ 11:49 am
I am not in favour of this joke. Not all secretaries are that cheap and loosed. Some have decent life styles. B
August 5, 2009 @ 11:42 am
ohhhhhhhhhhhh goodness…he really should jump off that window hahahaha