The Cost Of A Secretary
“Why did your boss jump out of the window?” the detective at the crime scene asked the secretary.
“I don’t know.” she sobbed. “My boss was always so nice to me. Two months ago he gave me a fur coat, last month a sports car and just today a diamond ring. Then he asked, what it would cost to be able to ravish me.”
“And what did you say to that?” asked the detective.
The secretary replied, “I just said, that the other men in the office always just gave me fifty dollars.”
August 22, 2009 @ 6:50 am
It is a good joke for all I care, the boss was flabbergasted that everyone in the office has tasted what he was craving for. That was good for him bcos he felt as the boss with the big dough, the best always belonged to him. Good riddance.
Further, ladies and gents, this is all a joke to lighten our daily burdens, everyone is free to make his comments which are peculiar to him alone. If you want to make comments, talk on the subject and not on other people’s comments. You better not submit anything if you don’t have anything to say rather than pick on people for their comments. Happy weekend to you all.
August 11, 2009 @ 11:50 am
I do concur with Belinda, Lady Mariane it’s not all Secretaries that are loose with their bosses. Whether you are single or married. The most important thing is being principled and a God fearing person.
If your heart forces you to do so you can no matter what type of work whether you are a nurse, a general office worker etc.
August 10, 2009 @ 7:06 am
the joke is nice but secretaries are decent bcos im one and i have never cheated on myself talkless of with my boss.
people in my office respect me bcos im decent
August 8, 2009 @ 10:27 am
“I don’t know.” she sobbed. “My boss was always so nice to me. Two months ago he gave me a fur coat, last month a sports car and just today a diamond ring. Then he asked, what it would cost to be able to ravish me.”
“And what did you say to that?” asked the detective.
The secretary replied, “I just said, that the other men in the office always just gave me fifty dollars.”“Why did your boss jump out of the window?” the detective at the crime scene asked the secretary.That the bosses have so much money that they don’t live in the real world, If he had been one of us he would have known $50.00 was the going rate for this fillie, what is so wrong with this it was dumb but it was a good joke , no real meaning behind it
I can tell you a good one I went up to this beautiful Gal with a shape like a hour glass and i mean shape every thing just right and she had that beautiful face to go along with it and I was just kidding aroung with her and said if i gave you a million dollars would you let me make love to you and she said yes to my suprise and I said how about $50.00 dollars worth . and she climbed all over me, no love making but climbed all over ,so my ending story is you get what you pay for ,
August 7, 2009 @ 9:32 am
Don’t we all agree he deserve it… what do you think? I pitty for his wife if he has one.