Texas Rancher
A man owned a small ranch near San Antonio. The Texas Dept of Labor claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” demanded the agent.
Well,” replied the farmer, “there’s my farm hand who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board. Then there’s the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.”
“That’s the guy I want to talk to .. the half-wit,” says the agent.
“That would be me,” replied the Rancher.
April 18, 2012 @ 3:05 pm
Gosh, that rancher is really doing quite well …
January 24, 2010 @ 10:14 pm
good one, i know how how he feels over work under pay
January 24, 2010 @ 5:18 pm
Man ain’t that the life story of a working rancher in Texas or any other place they are trying to make a living.
January 24, 2010 @ 1:29 pm
Been there, done that.
January 24, 2010 @ 1:25 pm
I dont get it.