Teddy Bears
A woman met a gorgeous man in a bar. They talked, they connected, and they ended up leaving together. They got back to his place, and as he showed her around his apartment she noticed that his bedroom was completely packed with hundreds of teddy bears. There were small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium-sized bears on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears on the top shelf. The woman was surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that was so extensive, but she decided not to mention it to him.
After an intense night of passion, as they are lying together in the afterglow, the woman rolled over and asked, “Well, how was it?”
The man said, “You can have any prize from the bottom shelf.”
October 12, 2009 @ 4:51 am
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh !!! I guess the woman was worth the 2nd shelf and not the 1st. Sooo, who gets to get the Big teddy ??? Keep in touch with Charlie.
August 3, 2009 @ 2:05 pm
Now that was a low blow…LMAO…good one!!!
August 3, 2009 @ 4:12 am
well some questions deserved answers, at least she got hers
August 2, 2009 @ 6:38 pm
at least he didn’t say close but no cigar,now move along lil lady your bothering me.
July 31, 2009 @ 7:19 pm
There are to many nice people that wouldent response to this kind of material ,
July 31, 2009 @ 7:17 pm
I like meza answer. to a sick- {_),- is like Michael Jordan or any one that is good no matter what and to give her that sick answer is Stupid to the Person that wrote this sick sick and i will not say Jok* or sound like Broke , Where do they get this material ? at the city Dump ? I was thinking of deleating this comment but thought on it and said to my self , What kind of Sick-0-s are writing all this junk Just like Cnn msnbc all of them are so full if it and makes me mad
July 31, 2009 @ 6:43 am
If that is all she got for an ‘intense night of passion’ what would she have to do to get the Big Teddy from the top shelf? or maybe she forgot to caress his ego by saying how, he was/is such a totally wonderful lover. she should got up and left him $5 on the bedside table and left leaving the teddy on the bottom shelf:)
July 31, 2009 @ 4:50 am
she should of cried,,, lol lol rate it a 10
July 30, 2009 @ 9:10 pm
oh oh…i would slap him if it was me hahahahaha