Teacher’s Gifts
It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist’s son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, “I bet I know what it is. Some flowers.” ”
That’s right” the boy said, “but how did you know?”
“Oh, just a wild guess,” she said.
The next pupil was the candy shop owner’s daughter.
The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, “I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets.”
“That’s right, but how did you know?” asked the girl.
“Oh, just a wild guess,” said the teacher.
The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue.
“Is it wine?” she asked.
“No,” the boy replied, with some excitement.
The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue.
“Is it champagne?” she asked.
“No,” the boy replied, with more excitement.
The teacher took one more taste before declaring, “I give up, what is it?”
With great glee, the boy replied, “It’s a puppy!”
December 29, 2013 @ 2:28 pm
Ha Ha Never taste before looking.
December 28, 2013 @ 3:03 pm
plus, I sure the puppy would be wiggling anyway..roflmfbo!!!!!
December 28, 2013 @ 3:01 pm
awwww come on, you prudes, they r just kids and its not real anyway.. you need to lighten up.if the teacher cant tell the difference in piss and wine, there is something wrong..ut was funny hahahahahahahahahha
December 28, 2013 @ 5:36 pm
mary bare: I agree with you, and it was funny! I think the puppy was the greatest gift out of all the gifts. When reading, I thought something had broke inside the box and was leaking, never thinking it was a puppy in the box. Lol.
December 28, 2013 @ 12:55 pm
Good one, Lol!
Who would have known it was a puppy
August 28, 2012 @ 7:04 pm
That is just GROSS!! And NOT FUNNY!
August 7, 2012 @ 1:37 am
NOT FUNNY……………………
August 6, 2012 @ 11:19 pm
YUCK!!!!