Stranded on an Island
There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.
The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, “I’m going to try to swim to shore.” So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
The second one, the redhead, said to herself, “I wonder if she made it. I guess it’s better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve.” So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
So the blonde thought to herself, “I wonder if they made it! I think I’d better try to make it, too.” So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, fifteen miles, and finally nineteen miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, “I’m too tired to go on!” So she swam back.
glad
June 10, 2010 @ 4:30 am
In everything u what 2 try have faith of doing it 2 the end not a half of it.
Ceejay
June 4, 2010 @ 11:22 am
we have so many of these blondies in the society today..just make sure u are not one of them….
meza
June 4, 2010 @ 9:53 am
I bleach blonded my hair once and i had a photo of myself and my Daughter taken together and i looked more like her grandmother than her Mother!!!!! EEEK Freaky!!!!!
Jean H
June 4, 2010 @ 12:04 am
I am seriously thinking about bleaching my hair blonde so when I do something stupid I will have as excuse.LOL
kelly
June 3, 2010 @ 1:38 pm
NEVER EVER TRUST A FRIEND FOR THEY ALL BLONDES
adriana
June 3, 2010 @ 1:13 pm
So true! So true! ive had only 3 to 5 friends that were blondes, n not “real” blonde either. because of the fact that they ARE DUMB! BY THIS I MEAN THEY R NATURAL BLONDES!!!
wummy
June 3, 2010 @ 11:15 am
this is bad blondie to go back, but half better than mone
Adewunmi
June 3, 2010 @ 8:57 am
There is no crime in making effort but use your sences.
Jerry Justice
June 3, 2010 @ 6:27 am
soooooooooooo bad!don’t ever try this.
Murli Nair
June 3, 2010 @ 1:39 am
way to go blondie !