Stay Young Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray the lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles,
Please no bags,
Please lift my butt,
Before it sags.
Please no age spots,
Please no gray,
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy,
Please keep me young,
And thank you, Dear Lord,
For all that youve done!!
~AMEN~
April 17, 2012 @ 9:34 am
I am sick and tired of Muslims saying that Jeff is racist, some of em say that they are just making fun of Muslims. . Well, I am a Muslim, I just laugh at Achmed!. I? love Jeff, and respect his talent, it does not really matter if it concerns Muslims or not. . So please stop saying that Jeff is racist. Or I KILL YOU!!!
August 9, 2011 @ 3:55 pm
…I thought it WAS a joke not a prayer…lol
August 5, 2010 @ 9:54 am
lol its funny it seems more like a joke not a prayer.. its nice definitley not something i would say but i like it tho cause you always wanna stay pretty
January 11, 2010 @ 9:44 am
yeah this is funny but i won’t pray a prayer like that to God certain parts sound irreverant. That’s alot of self and pride in that poem.
January 3, 2010 @ 8:44 pm
I just Thank God everyday for what I do have.Warranty’s run out , so no one ever keep’s the “picture perfect ” forever .