Sperm Sample
A 75-year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow.”
The next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor’s office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asks what happened, and the man explains,
“Well, doc, it’s like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing. Then I asked my wife for help.
She tried with her right hand, but nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still nothing.
Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing.”
The doctor was shocked. “You asked your NEIGHBOUR?”
The old man replied, “Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn’t get the damn jar open!”
Get your mind out of the gutter!!!
October 14, 2009 @ 5:54 am
hahahahaha poor old fella after wasting all his time and energy on the jar lid i doubt he would have had the energy left to leave a deposit in the jar
October 14, 2009 @ 5:33 am
Wow… would love to see the look on the Dr.’s face
October 14, 2009 @ 3:44 am
I think the old man really got the doc. I know the doc thought at the beggining that the old boy was referring to how to get the sperm rather than how they tried hard to open the jar. Ha> It’s really funny!
October 13, 2009 @ 11:08 pm
This one’s funny…no really
October 13, 2009 @ 5:02 pm
Good one funny but how did she get her mouth over the jar? I like to meet her. ha.
October 13, 2009 @ 4:13 pm
well i just would of craped right on top of the lid LOL JK JK JK JK witch means just kidding
October 13, 2009 @ 3:56 pm
dis man is smart, i cant stop laughing
October 13, 2009 @ 1:26 pm
Hey Jim, If he did that, then it wouldn’t be a joke! LOL
October 13, 2009 @ 11:13 am
Huh!!! The old man should have tried heating up the lid first before calling the neighbor for help…
October 13, 2009 @ 11:03 am
This is really to cute , I can just see the expressions on the Dr’s face LOL