Sperm Sample
A 75-year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow.”
The next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor’s office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asks what happened, and the man explains,
“Well, doc, it’s like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing. Then I asked my wife for help.
She tried with her right hand, but nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still nothing.
Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing.”
The doctor was shocked. “You asked your NEIGHBOUR?”
The old man replied, “Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn’t get the damn jar open!”
Get your mind out of the gutter!!!
January 16, 2014 @ 12:00 pm
I’VE HEARD ALOT OF JOKES IN MY TIME, YOUR JOKES SHOULD BE GETTING AN AWARD, FOR THE TIME, AND WORK IT TOOK,TO THINK OF GOOD ONE LINERS…IF YOU DON’T LAUGH AT THESE JOKES ITS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU…THE PLAY ONE ARE JUST AS GOOD, KEEP-UP THE GREAT WORK
January 16, 2014 @ 11:53 am
all of your jokes are really,really excellent, and funny as funny can get, you are the best of the best
October 22, 2009 @ 8:13 am
i couldnt stop laughing. very funny
October 17, 2009 @ 5:19 pm
that got me and yes my mind goes there even on bad days
October 16, 2009 @ 5:56 am
real fun this is unblieverable. digressing to the main point
October 15, 2009 @ 7:30 pm
hahahaha!!! very funny… 🙂
October 14, 2009 @ 6:19 am
hajara……….sorry, it’s too late for u if u didn’t get it
October 14, 2009 @ 6:09 am
i didn’t get it. can some1 explain it to me plz???????