Soiled Sheets
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put.
He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard who watched the whole incident walked up and asked,
“What the heck is going on?”
The drunk, still staring down, replied:
“I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost.”
November 1, 2011 @ 3:06 pm
funny, but it is an old joke..
November 1, 2011 @ 11:14 am
My Dad, God rest his soul, told this one years ago after a bad experience in a local hospital. Now there are solidly secured screens on all the windows!! We thought the “drunk” was likely a hospital VIP to have solved the “problem” so rapidly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 31, 2011 @ 11:07 pm
i’m so sorry sunshine that someone has hurt you..it seems to be a hobby for some people..it is obvious that you are from a different country and our way of speaking may seem strange to you…please do not judge all americans by the ones who say bad things to and about you…
October 31, 2011 @ 9:12 pm
Yeah Margaret, This is a old joke but it’s still funny. Everytime I hear it I remember the first time I heard it. My husband told it to me.
November 1, 2010 @ 10:24 am
tee-hee
October 31, 2010 @ 11:35 pm
Hahahaha…
October 31, 2010 @ 10:32 pm
@by Jean H –I TRULY BELIEVE THE BEST THING WE CAN DO IS TO TOTALLY IGNORE “SUNSHINE”/”ROSECOCCA20” & MAKE NO (ABSOLUTELY NO COMMENTS TO HER OR ABOUT HER. SHE IS DOING THIS FOR THE ATTENTION & LAUGING HER A** OFF AT OUR REMARKS.
October 31, 2010 @ 7:35 pm
@SUNSHINE- OR ROSECOCCA- I TRULY HOPE YOU REALLY MEAN GOODBYE. AND I HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD TIME TALKING SO WEIRD.
October 31, 2010 @ 5:00 pm
goodby………………………..
October 31, 2010 @ 4:59 pm
i dont think it is funny…only nuts like you make it nuttey…why do you make troble for me….you are right this will not work out…..you have no feelings for me and im losing for you…..im an evil women…i think i took enough from you ..now is time go on…. i am tiried fighting for something that you make it so bad…i dont know what you think..but you did for me is make me depress….go on your own…..you make me so mad….now you dont have to worry about me …so you dont have to get mad at anymore