Soiled Sheets
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put.
He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard who watched the whole incident walked up and asked,
“What the heck is going on?”
The drunk, still staring down, replied:
“I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost.”
October 31, 2010 @ 4:42 pm
@ #9 – I can see that you have no funny bone in your body – so that means you must be made of jelly – “sour grape” is the name of that jam.
October 31, 2010 @ 10:49 am
so stupid
October 30, 2010 @ 11:45 pm
Heard before, but still funny
November 3, 2009 @ 5:08 am
funny one
October 31, 2009 @ 7:48 am
peeeeeeeeeeeeew what a stinker hahahahahaha
October 31, 2009 @ 3:18 am
Ewww but real funny!!
October 31, 2009 @ 12:17 am
EEEEEWWWW!!!!!!
October 31, 2009 @ 12:12 am
hahahahahaha yeah you wish
October 30, 2009 @ 8:50 pm
…never heard this one before…reallly great…I’m laughing out loud and my dogs are looking at me like I’m crazy…
October 30, 2009 @ 8:45 pm
This was really a good one.