Single Woman
A woman walks into a supermarket and buys:
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
1 can of Soup For One
1 16oz can of Miller Lite
The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, “Single, are you?”
The woman smiles sweetly and replies, “How did you guess?”
He replies, “Because you’re ugly.”
March 31, 2009 @ 1:31 pm
I thanked her for shopping with us before she left
March 31, 2009 @ 7:57 am
ITS JUST A JOKE. BUT SOME GUYS REALLY RUDE.
March 30, 2009 @ 9:57 pm
Men bahave in the strangest way when they are attracted to women. I had men tell me that I was ugly only to get near me.
March 30, 2009 @ 6:09 pm
I had a similar incidence. Some guy I bumped into said watch out you fat fb. I saw a lady with him and I said I can’t believe you called me that after us breaking up last weekend. She continued to keep asking him who I was. I had the last laugh.
I also once had a guy tell me I’m sure you weren’t getting a diet coke and I said no they only have pepsi product in a pepsi machine. Stupid.\
I got the last laugh. All you heavy ugly women you are beautiful inside.
March 30, 2009 @ 2:19 pm
it was just a weak and silly attempt of a joke unworthy of comment. What is comment-able though is how silly you females are to act so serious over a joke as if it is a true story. Lighten up and smile.
March 30, 2009 @ 1:31 pm
you are right girl
March 30, 2009 @ 8:12 am
Victoria you are absolutely correct and i fully second you.
March 30, 2009 @ 6:54 am
Its just a joke but not a very good one
March 30, 2009 @ 6:19 am
Haba it’s either way. Women are also quick to call men ugly. Anyway that guy was interested I guess. That last statement of his was a way of approaching the single women, dont you think? Men have a way of toasting women, you will agree with me.@victoria
March 30, 2009 @ 5:53 am
All these angry comments by women. Had it been the man on the receiving end, it would be politically correct, i suppose ! learn to laugh at yourselves dudettes.