Single Woman
A woman walks into a supermarket and buys:
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
1 can of Soup For One
1 16oz can of Miller Lite
The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, “Single, are you?”
The woman smiles sweetly and replies, “How did you guess?”
He replies, “Because you’re ugly.”
March 30, 2009 @ 5:10 am
i absolutely concur with u victoria
March 30, 2009 @ 4:35 am
Men always have that big mouth to easily say; “that woman is ugly”.
men don’t ever think they are much uglier than women?
i know all girls would agree!
March 30, 2009 @ 4:25 am
That guy was also ugly. How could he speek such words, no one is ugly.
March 30, 2009 @ 3:30 am
That woman called ugly might be very very beautiful on the inside.
March 29, 2009 @ 11:24 pm
The only way he knew that because he is ugly too! Just like a typical guy! Always quick to call a women fat or ugly!
March 29, 2009 @ 10:37 pm
single women easy to notice
March 29, 2009 @ 7:42 pm
OMG good one hahahahahaha…rotflmao!!
March 29, 2009 @ 5:02 pm
@Bev
I Agree
March 29, 2009 @ 2:40 pm
I AGREEY WITH YOU. THAT GUY WAS VERY RUDEY TO HER.
March 29, 2009 @ 2:11 pm
This should being call single guy instead of single women, they can’t buy nothing for themself otherwise