Single Woman
A woman walks into a supermarket and buys:
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
1 can of Soup For One
1 16oz can of Miller Lite
The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, “Single, are you?”
The woman smiles sweetly and replies, “How did you guess?”
He replies, “Because you’re ugly.”
April 5, 2009 @ 12:13 pm
only in america can a stupid joke offend so many
I feel so sorry for what we have become
April 2, 2009 @ 2:07 pm
I agree with you Tina.A person whether male or female is not ugly if they are beautiful inside.
March 31, 2009 @ 11:21 pm
Well, we should not really talk to strangers. . . Maybe he has an eye problem! He should look to himself. On the other hand, do not answer a question with another question. . . We might get a shocking answer!HAHAHA…
March 31, 2009 @ 7:55 pm
OK, let’s be one in saying all women are beautiful.