Single vs. Engaged vs. MARRIED!!
Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, “Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend’s office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right then and there!”
The engaged woman giggled and said, “That’s pretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!”
The married woman put her glass down and said, “I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma’s. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask.
When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, ‘Hey, Batman, what’s for dinner?
November 10, 2009 @ 2:47 am
That’s because you can’t spell, noob 😀
June 24, 2009 @ 11:51 am
LOL…it is a funny JOKE….not real life people geez
June 24, 2009 @ 9:40 am
well i pity the poor woman. thats how men are after marriage and having a kid. but before marriage….. i pity the single and engaged cos when they get married they will understand better
May 25, 2009 @ 4:04 pm
I would so be taking the batteries out of that remote and the buttons off the tv at least then I would be getting some.
May 17, 2009 @ 2:02 am
@kk
Come on now. It’s only a joke. If you can’t play nice with the rest of us, then…
May 8, 2009 @ 2:49 pm
lol…. i dont have that problem with my husband. =]
May 5, 2009 @ 8:09 am
I agree with KK, or the man must have been very very tired, but all the same, tv and beer are not human, everybody needs a HUMAN BEING to sooth out stress.
May 5, 2009 @ 5:38 am
The man must have been tired after attending to ‘the first girl’ earlier. He’d better move in with a man where the term ‘Batman’ would be more appropriate.
May 5, 2009 @ 3:31 am
Everybody can easily identify BATMAN, so for him to demand his supper from the “BATMAN” was just right. She overdressed