Single vs. Engaged vs. MARRIED!!
Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, “Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend’s office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right then and there!”
The engaged woman giggled and said, “That’s pretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!”
The married woman put her glass down and said, “I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma’s. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask.
When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, ‘Hey, Batman, what’s for dinner?
May 5, 2009 @ 3:24 am
Beyond marriage, the rest of activities are plans for better future for the men whilst the women continue to live in the honeymoon days. Sorry but the married man acted positively and did what is usual amongst married men
May 4, 2009 @ 4:41 am
I THINK HE WAS TIRED WITH OFFICE WORK HE CAN WAIT ANY LONGER SO TOMMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY U CAN TRY AGAIN MOTHER……………
May 3, 2009 @ 12:01 pm
i think i don’t like it this is so crazy.
May 1, 2009 @ 12:21 pm
the best thing to do. always your tv. never uses remote and if there is beer in da fridge, drink all
April 29, 2009 @ 7:53 pm
either the married one was fat or just ugly…..please reply to my comment
April 29, 2009 @ 6:24 pm
that’s so wrong but the truth these days don’t have to be married to
even get that response marriage over rated in so many ways
April 29, 2009 @ 2:28 pm
That’s Good for her, probably she over did it.
April 29, 2009 @ 11:54 am
wicked!!!!
April 29, 2009 @ 11:49 am
Har! Har! Har!
April 29, 2009 @ 12:30 am
I DON’T HAVE A COMMENT ETHER