Silent Fart
An elderly couple was attending church services, about halfway through she leans over and says to her husband, ”
I just let out a silent fart what do you think I should do?”
He replies ” Put a new battery in your hearing aid.”
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April 25, 2010 @ 5:47 pm
and if you can’t hear your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttt I bet you smell it from your butt
April 25, 2010 @ 5:46 pm
I meant back up in you
April 25, 2010 @ 5:45 pm
Why put a new dumb batter in ur hearing aid!!!If was a men I be like you nasty botty then I might spread rumor about it and may be a snitch lol hahahahahahahah!!!Or if you don’t want to fart and you think it going to smell or come out loud then just squeeze your butt up and the fart do back in…
April 21, 2010 @ 5:47 am
silent to whom?
April 21, 2010 @ 4:23 am
Silent fart indeed, she has a problem with her hearing aid otherwise she would have noticed it was the sound of the fart that made heads turn
April 20, 2010 @ 10:01 am
ooops,it was’nt a silent one at all, husband could say better how it sounds.
April 19, 2010 @ 4:59 pm
lol I guess it wasn’t a silent fart!
April 19, 2010 @ 12:09 pm
GOOD ADVICE!!
April 19, 2010 @ 10:53 am
lol….. shoulda woulda coulda….. oooops too late!!!!!!
April 19, 2010 @ 10:04 am
Wow