Short Marriage Jokes
Wife: “You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?”
Hubby: “When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.”
Wife: “You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?”
Hubby: “Yes! I see your picture and ask myself, ‘what problem could be greater than this one?'”
Husband: “What are you doing?”
Wife: “Nothing.”
Husband: “Nothing? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.”
Wife: “I was looking for the expiration date.”
A wife asked her husband, “What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?”
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, “I like your sense of humor.”
Boy: “When we get married, I want to share all your worries and troubles and lighten your burden.”
Girl: “It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles.”
Boy: “Well, that’s because we aren’t married yet.”
Wife: “Do you want dinner?”
Husband: “Sure. What are my choices?”
Wife: “Yes or no.”
February 3, 2010 @ 4:33 am
It’s very funny!
February 2, 2010 @ 5:49 am
i like this joke because that is reality after marriege
i like 3rd one most
February 2, 2010 @ 5:48 am
i like this joke because that is reality after marriege
January 28, 2010 @ 12:53 pm
Nice jokes,but the thought of these gives my belly butterflies and a great phobia for marriages !!!
January 28, 2010 @ 11:03 am
Am I on candid camera?
January 28, 2010 @ 10:52 am
Love the last one.
January 28, 2010 @ 8:21 am
i am almost certain that whoever sent in this joke, also sent in most of these comments. Anyways, the jokes aren’t that funny.
January 28, 2010 @ 8:00 am
wonderfull.
January 27, 2010 @ 10:47 pm
hahaha very punny it made me laugh
January 27, 2010 @ 4:35 pm
very funny, i like it