Short Marriage Jokes
Wife: “You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?”
Hubby: “When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.”
Wife: “You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?”
Hubby: “Yes! I see your picture and ask myself, ‘what problem could be greater than this one?'”
Husband: “What are you doing?”
Wife: “Nothing.”
Husband: “Nothing? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.”
Wife: “I was looking for the expiration date.”
A wife asked her husband, “What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?”
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, “I like your sense of humor.”
Boy: “When we get married, I want to share all your worries and troubles and lighten your burden.”
Girl: “It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles.”
Boy: “Well, that’s because we aren’t married yet.”
Wife: “Do you want dinner?”
Husband: “Sure. What are my choices?”
Wife: “Yes or no.”
January 27, 2010 @ 11:29 am
Great!!! absolutly loved it. LOL!!
January 27, 2010 @ 8:54 am
hahaha it made ma afternoon
January 27, 2010 @ 7:55 am
Yep i guess he married me for my sense of humor…….lol
January 27, 2010 @ 6:00 am
Niiiice.
January 27, 2010 @ 5:26 am
well, it made me smile!! it’s gooood
January 27, 2010 @ 4:25 am
These are interesting jokes and are realistic
January 27, 2010 @ 3:39 am
GREAT ONE THERE, LOVE IT, WE MUST ALL LEARN 4RM IT.
January 27, 2010 @ 3:02 am
whao i really love it actually they are quite pretty and lovely jokes they make the marriage last longer you see…..
January 26, 2010 @ 6:45 pm
hehehhe, funny!
January 26, 2010 @ 6:11 pm
marriages made in heaven