Short Marriage Jokes
Wife: “You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?”
Hubby: “When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.”
Wife: “You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?”
Hubby: “Yes! I see your picture and ask myself, ‘what problem could be greater than this one?'”
Husband: “What are you doing?”
Wife: “Nothing.”
Husband: “Nothing? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.”
Wife: “I was looking for the expiration date.”
A wife asked her husband, “What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?”
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, “I like your sense of humor.”
Boy: “When we get married, I want to share all your worries and troubles and lighten your burden.”
Girl: “It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles.”
Boy: “Well, that’s because we aren’t married yet.”
Wife: “Do you want dinner?”
Husband: “Sure. What are my choices?”
Wife: “Yes or no.”
April 16, 2012 @ 9:38 pm
Love this sONG!!? I started to Love miley
August 13, 2011 @ 2:04 am
I am so gonna use that last one on my husband tonight. Yes or No. 🙂
February 18, 2010 @ 10:55 am
we can learn a lesson from these
February 11, 2010 @ 10:34 pm
I saw something in a store display today, it was so beautiful, wonderful and adorable. I was close to buying it 4 u, but then I realized it was my own reflection.
February 11, 2010 @ 10:31 pm
Never make love in a back yard or on a veranda…cuz love may be blind, but your neighbours are not 🙂
February 3, 2010 @ 5:23 am
that was hillarious,thanks for the beautiful morning.