Seeing-Eye Dog
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says “You can’t bring that dog in here!” The guy, without missing a beat, says “This is my seeing-eye dog.” “Oh man, ” the bartender says, “I’m sorry, here, the first one’s on me.” The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says “You can’t bring that dog in here unless you tell him it’s a seeing-eye dog.” The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says “Hey, you can’t bring that dog in here!”
The second man replies “This is my seeing-eye dog.” The bartender says, “No, I don’t think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs.” The man pauses for a half-second and replies “What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?”
April 16, 2014 @ 6:47 pm
Cute.
April 19, 2012 @ 7:31 pm
hate? the video….but love the song….!
April 21, 2012 @ 7:40 pm
what song? everybody is hearing songs..why am i not hearing them?
August 10, 2011 @ 8:51 pm
Not so funny
August 4, 2011 @ 10:01 am
Wise and thoughtful
August 4, 2011 @ 8:07 am
Smart guy…. good thinker…. lolz
August 3, 2011 @ 10:37 pm
Real cute!
August 2, 2011 @ 4:44 pm
hahahahaha funny…
August 2, 2011 @ 5:41 am
very quick….. lol
August 2, 2011 @ 1:22 am
Quick thinker