Rude Greeting Cards
1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you’ve come into my life…
(Inside card) – I’ve changed my mind.
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life…
(Inside card) – I never believed in Hell until I met you.
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am…
(Inside card) – That you’re not here to ruin it for me.
4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go…
(Inside card) – Will you take the knife from my back? You’ll probably need it again.
5. Someday I hope to marry…
(Inside card) – Someone other than you.
6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age…
(Inside card) – Almost lifelike!
7.. When we were together, you said you’d die for me…
(Inside card) – Now we’ve broken up, I think it’s time to keep your promise.
8. We’ve been friends for a very long time…
(Inside card) – What do you say we stop?
9. I’m so miserable without you…
(Inside card) – It’s almost like you’re still here.
10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy…
(Inside card) – Did you ever find out who the father was?
11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket…
(Inside card) – I’d miss you terribly and think of you often.
12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday…
(Inside card) – So we’re having you put to sleep.
13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in
Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia.)
14. Looking back over the years we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder…
(Inside card) – What was I thinking?
15. Congratulations on your wedding day!…
(Inside card) – Too bad no one likes your husband.
January 18, 2010 @ 11:01 pm
So your daughter is a hooker and it’s ruined your day….
(inside) Look on the bright side it’s really great pay.
December 17, 2009 @ 1:14 pm
@# 7 its really time for one to keep the promise.
en @ # 14 i really wat i was doing to dump it.
November 30, 2009 @ 2:54 pm
oooooooooooo kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
November 24, 2009 @ 4:28 pm
@Meza, You too huh? Did yours put you in a NUT HUT? Stupid bastards. May they ROT IN HELL.
November 22, 2009 @ 5:36 pm
@MEZA You should consider writing a novel, seriously, You have a way with words that very few of us do.
November 22, 2009 @ 9:07 am
@meza
you said it all for me. nothing better to write.
November 22, 2009 @ 7:13 am
Yep # 14………… Thank Goodness!!!! since then i have not been taking those ‘STUPID PILLS’ …………. of your so called sincerity and deception, sugar coated love is just that, sugar coated, that left a bitter taste for my memory to remember, now each time a hand reaches out to me, to touch this gullible heart. I fade away into the shadows and become no more there. A ghost fleeing, scampering away into the emptiness of a long and endless journey. Afraid this loving and caring one, lies shivering alone and dreams of hope. A gentle breeze of happiness to heal a lonely heart………and never again to say
“What Ever Was I Thinking”!!!!!!
November 21, 2009 @ 11:27 pm
I like #7
November 21, 2009 @ 9:36 pm
@nneoma
# 13 is hella funny lol… actually they all are lol
November 21, 2009 @ 5:07 pm
this is CRAZIE…LMAO