Romance
Karl and Milly were lying in bed one night. Carl was falling asleep but Milly was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.”
Wearily Karl reached across, held her hand for a second, and rolled over to try to fall asleep.
A few moments later she said, “Then you used to kiss me.” Mildly irritated, he leaned across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled back down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said, “Then you used to bite my neck.” Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. “Where are you going?” she asked.
“To get my damn teeth,” he replied.
September 9, 2009 @ 2:51 pm
lol!!!!!!!
September 9, 2009 @ 9:30 am
lol…………….kip sendin more
September 9, 2009 @ 7:15 am
Hilarious
September 9, 2009 @ 6:47 am
its funny
September 9, 2009 @ 6:27 am
speachless
September 9, 2009 @ 6:20 am
a mans perception of love making and a womans wishful thinking of how she would like it to be!!!! are usually galaxies apart….. lol
September 9, 2009 @ 6:02 am
nice joke i love it
September 9, 2009 @ 5:15 am
biting more than you can chew
September 9, 2009 @ 3:42 am
Try something new
September 8, 2009 @ 9:18 pm
this is an old joke but it still makes me laugh hahaha