River Crossing
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging violent river.
Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, “God, please give me the strength to cross the river.” Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed, “God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river.” Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, “God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river.” Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
February 12, 2010 @ 5:27 pm
THAT’S RIGHT AND DON’T YOU GUYS FORGET IT.
February 10, 2010 @ 11:04 am
poof!!
February 10, 2010 @ 8:19 am
why did he turn into a woman
February 10, 2010 @ 5:16 am
well, yes the smartest person I know is a woman,(IQ tested at over 200) but she’s nutty as a fruitcake too
February 9, 2010 @ 8:47 pm
you guys are funny.
February 9, 2010 @ 7:52 pm
@speedy- You should know , you have one in your face don’t you? ROFL
February 9, 2010 @ 1:33 pm
yeah! If you got a hole you can do or get anything you want.
February 9, 2010 @ 12:39 pm
yeah! i like it.
shows we women are more intelligent
February 9, 2010 @ 12:23 pm
The third man added intellect and was really easy for him. Good one.
February 9, 2010 @ 10:59 am
TYPICAL!!!!!