Redneck Family Tree
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother,
For she was my father’s wife.
To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy.
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow’s grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.
Father’s wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter’s son.
My wife is now my mother’s mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She’s my grandma too.
If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!!
November 10, 2015 @ 9:59 pm
Help, I’ve been informed and I can’t become igrotann.
April 8, 2011 @ 10:47 pm
arkansas family tree lil
September 19, 2010 @ 2:21 pm
looks like their family tree is a wreath….lol
March 16, 2010 @ 11:19 am
My My My!!!!!!! thats one heck of a family… pretty kool though!
February 11, 2010 @ 11:23 pm
Funny how a person or persons is judged by the state in which they reside.
January 11, 2010 @ 9:40 am
this is real funny but it happens in real life there is a western video clipping with this same poem being sang. IT sounds cool. That’s why it aint right to marry relatives
November 10, 2015 @ 11:04 pm
I like to party, not look aritlces up online. You made it happen.
November 6, 2009 @ 10:42 am
this is absurd…..wat a family……..anyone care 2 have such family circle wiv me…lol
October 20, 2009 @ 11:39 am
That is my family..My mom and dad were going out they got hitched, Then my mom and dad set my dads dad up with my moms mom then they got hitched. THAT IS MESSED UP…My mom is my aunt my dad is my uncle. So what are my two sons to me? LOL
September 16, 2009 @ 7:58 am
hahahahah….what a mind twister!!