Redneck Family Tree
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother,
For she was my father’s wife.
To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy.
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow’s grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.
Father’s wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter’s son.
My wife is now my mother’s mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She’s my grandma too.
If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!!
June 26, 2009 @ 6:10 am
FAMILY TREE INDEED
June 26, 2009 @ 12:14 am
if you can figger this un out yer doin good!!!
June 25, 2009 @ 8:12 pm
NOW THAT IS CUTE,AND A MIND TWISTER TO BOOT!!
June 25, 2009 @ 5:46 pm
that is funny
June 25, 2009 @ 3:46 pm
That is genious.
June 25, 2009 @ 2:02 pm
is this an Arkansas family tree?
June 25, 2009 @ 12:54 pm
Lol.
June 25, 2009 @ 12:41 pm
Lordy what a family tree
June 25, 2009 @ 12:41 pm
This is my family, well, close enough, with an Aunt who’s my oousin but I can also say My uncle’s uncle is my father. Go figure. haha.
June 25, 2009 @ 12:20 pm
Ha Ha! I actually know 2 Families like that.