Rectum Stretcher
While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.
The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, “What’s the hurry? “
I replied, “I’m late for work.”
“Oh yeah,” said the cop, “what do you do?”
I responded, “I’m a rectum stretcher.”
The cop said “What is a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?”
I said, “Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it’s about 6 foot wide.”
The cop asked me, “What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?”
I simply replied, “You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge…”
The ticket — $95 dollars.
The look on his face, PRICELESS
October 9, 2009 @ 10:31 am
@abayomi: neat
October 9, 2009 @ 2:43 am
Wow, he sure cross his mouth speed limit
October 9, 2009 @ 12:18 am
No, gillesmt, Jean is right on every point. we should obey the law and when we don’t and get caught take it and go on your way and maybe thank the officer for the job that he does. If you have not been a police officer then you do not have any way of knowing what they put up with. They have to be alert all the time and watch every one like they are the one who might kill or harm them and the next time one of them helps you when you need help you will remember. I know the thankless job that it is as I was a police officer for 5 years in Texas.
GOD BLESS
October 8, 2009 @ 11:53 pm
Jean’s obviously a cop with no sense of humor
October 8, 2009 @ 11:49 pm
PS mispelled SPEED
October 8, 2009 @ 11:43 pm
If you don’t want them to give you a ticket DON’T BREAK THE SPRRD LIMIT! That is their job and they are trained for many other things, like protecting your butts from bad guys. Who do we call if someone steals your car or breaks into your house or takes your child? Think about it!!
October 8, 2009 @ 8:10 pm
He must have been driving through West Baden, Indiana for sure!
October 8, 2009 @ 7:24 pm
good going wayne lol…….
October 8, 2009 @ 6:43 pm
this guy must have been driving in our neck of the woods.check point checkie.
October 8, 2009 @ 3:25 pm
BOOOOO!!!!!!