Rectum Deodorant
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don’t sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
“I’m sorry”, says the pharmacist, “we don’t have any”
‘But I always buy it here,” says the blonde.
“Do you have the container that it came in?” asks the pharmacist
“YES”, said the blonde, “I’ll go home and get it.”
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, “This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant”
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container, “TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.”
October 17, 2009 @ 4:31 am
“illietrates”???—-sorry
October 15, 2009 @ 11:53 am
Think thats funny the pharmacist was also blond and tryed to help her put it in. ha.
October 15, 2009 @ 6:45 am
This is about the second time i have received this joke….illietrates should learn to ask “how to use something before concluding… 🙂
but it’s Humorous if u ask me anyway.
October 15, 2009 @ 6:32 am
Recycled, Regurgitated, Renovated, Remodeled, Reconstituted, Reinstated.
RRRRRRRRRRRR you say…..Twice or Thrice or most oft times Removed to Remind us that things can quite oft come back to bite us on the Rear- end with something Remembered pleasant or not so pleasant Recognizance of HMMMMM I seem to Recall that from somewhere before……… 😀
October 15, 2009 @ 3:38 am
I’m so bored with old jokes being recycled and recycled and recycled in perpetuity
October 15, 2009 @ 12:03 am
Wonder if it guarantees fresh smelling f–ts? lol
October 14, 2009 @ 11:50 pm
OUCH!!!!
October 14, 2009 @ 11:35 pm
this is so hilarious i almost fell off my chair… lmao
October 14, 2009 @ 11:15 pm
Imagine if u were the pharmacist!!! Lmao
October 14, 2009 @ 12:32 pm
lmao, omg, this is soo funny. bottom power!!!!! shegeeee.