Real 911 Calls
BELIEVE it or not , These are REAL 911 Calls!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown
house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham
and cheese sandwich .
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen
table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had
taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I’m sick and tired
of it!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I’m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn’t have
an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma’am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same
thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I’m not stupid.
My Personal Favorite!!!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What’s the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two
minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
And the winner is……….
Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I’m having trouble breathing. I’m all out of breath.
Darn….I think I’m going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I’m at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble
breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.
September 19, 2009 @ 4:25 am
Crazy..crazy….
September 18, 2009 @ 7:14 am
Thanks 4 making my day.as the saying goes…….laughter is the best medicine…….you have given me my dosage 4 the day
September 17, 2009 @ 5:09 am
hahaha funny indeed
September 16, 2009 @ 5:00 pm
LMAO THE LAST ONE WAS FUNNY MMM RUUNN FROM THE PIGS HEHE
September 16, 2009 @ 8:47 am
They are funny.. until you have to put one person on hold that you are doing CPR with to answer the other phone line then not so funny.. speaking from experience since I have been a 911 dispatcher for 17 years.
just think before you call 911 and if you have to do listen to what is being said to you..
September 16, 2009 @ 7:59 am
@ Elma “Many Happy Returnables”…….
September 16, 2009 @ 6:24 am
thank you for giving me a nice laugh on my birthday. very funny.
September 15, 2009 @ 5:07 pm
phunny
September 15, 2009 @ 11:24 am
seriously funny
September 14, 2009 @ 7:14 pm
lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo way to funny!!!!!