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Love is grand; divorce is at least a hundred grand.
Time may be a great healer, but it’s also a lousy beautician.
Remember: amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just stand there.
My inferiority complex is not as good as yours is.
I am having an out of money experience.
It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
Hellen
July 22, 2009 @ 3:03 am
this is the life am rollin throu
Hellen
July 22, 2009 @ 2:59 am
this is the am rolling throu
Ching
July 22, 2009 @ 1:02 am
life is grand… jk
she
July 21, 2009 @ 8:13 pm
hahahaha these quotes are just so funny coz they are true….
simonsellsall
July 21, 2009 @ 6:08 pm
Love it!…..really love it!!
Mary
July 21, 2009 @ 5:19 pm
Ain’t It The Truth! LOL
shandia
July 21, 2009 @ 3:21 pm
this is just so true infact l am going through some of them right now
Francis
July 21, 2009 @ 1:04 pm
True all the way
becky
July 16, 2009 @ 6:37 am
life’s quote………….isnt it
nneoma
July 10, 2009 @ 2:49 pm
NICE ONE