Pulled Over
A man and his wife are driving down the road when a cop pulls them over. The cop says to the man, “Do you know that you were speeding?” The man replies, “No sir, I didn’t know I was speeding.” The mans wife then yells, “Yes you did, you knew you were speeding I’ve been telling you to slow down for miles.” “SHUT UP!” the man says to his wife, “Shut the **** up, just sit back and be quite.”
Then the cop says, “well, since I’ve got you pulled over did you know that the tag on your license plate is expired?” “No Sir” the man replies, “I did not know that” “WHATEVER!” His wife yells, “I’ve been telling you to go get it up to date for 2 whole months now!” “Shut up” the man yells to his wife again! “Sit back and shut up, mind your own business!”
Curios, the cop walks over to the woman’s side of the car and asks her, “Does he always talk to you this way?” “No” she replies, ” Only when he’s drinking!”
August 19, 2010 @ 11:21 pm
Wakemp, you talk like a complete idiot. Betty and Billie made valid
points. You made no point at all except to attack others.
May 29, 2010 @ 7:55 pm
in jamaica thats an instant devorce
May 22, 2010 @ 7:12 am
@kamaa kawaida lol
May 21, 2010 @ 12:57 pm
Now y’all ladies know why we’d rather have a boys night out without the girls.
May 20, 2010 @ 3:51 pm
Billie I bet your a (shim) not one or the other. Got the boys name.
May 20, 2010 @ 3:48 pm
This is also why the police find a lot of them with the crap beat out of them or dead. To Betty You got to be single or yoy wouldn’t talk that way.A/H.
May 19, 2010 @ 2:47 pm
Sounds like she was paying him back for something….YOU GO GIRL!!
May 18, 2010 @ 7:26 pm
i agree with you Betty!! SHE is the one who needs to be single with him drinking and driving… geez, MEN!!! lol
May 18, 2010 @ 6:47 pm
I think “If he had only listened to his wife, he wouldn’t be in that position to start with.” and Charlie, she might just be wishing that she was single!
May 18, 2010 @ 5:36 pm
this is when you really wish u were divorce or single