Pulled Over
A man and his wife are driving down the road when a cop pulls them over. The cop says to the man, “Do you know that you were speeding?” The man replies, “No sir, I didn’t know I was speeding.” The mans wife then yells, “Yes you did, you knew you were speeding I’ve been telling you to slow down for miles.” “SHUT UP!” the man says to his wife, “Shut the **** up, just sit back and be quite.”
Then the cop says, “well, since I’ve got you pulled over did you know that the tag on your license plate is expired?” “No Sir” the man replies, “I did not know that” “WHATEVER!” His wife yells, “I’ve been telling you to go get it up to date for 2 whole months now!” “Shut up” the man yells to his wife again! “Sit back and shut up, mind your own business!”
Curios, the cop walks over to the woman’s side of the car and asks her, “Does he always talk to you this way?” “No” she replies, ” Only when he’s drinking!”
December 19, 2013 @ 10:38 am
IF WOMEN WOULD LEARN TO THINK BEFORE THEY SPEAK. LIKE THINK OF THE CONSEQUENCES OF THEIR RAMBLING TONGUE. MAYBE THEY COULD HAVE A HAPPY MARRIAGE. BUT I DOUBT IT.
December 14, 2013 @ 3:19 pm
this is a sad joke and not funny to me. no woman should have to go through that type of treatment. that is not what love is about and not love at all. i know this is a joke, but there are lots of marriages like this.
December 14, 2013 @ 12:19 pm
rut roe as Scooby says. so funny