Proof That The World Is Nuts
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals,
but the animals must be female.
Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is
prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may
only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse.
This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be
covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than “going blind!”)
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let’s just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s illicit
lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
and her daughter at the same time
( I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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In Maryland, it is ill egal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only “in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
premises.”
(Is this a great country or what? Well . . . not as great as Guam!)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?!)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of .. ?)
(Did the government pay for this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don’t have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last:
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)
October 26, 2009 @ 1:00 am
well sure world is nut
as they even lie to make joke just like this 🙂
October 25, 2009 @ 9:01 pm
@Len FYI-Seance—a meeting at which a medium seeks or professes to communicate with the sprits of the dead—does that make sense? Just Joking LOL
October 25, 2009 @ 8:51 pm
Well I think Shirley Griswold has lost her Seance of humor unlike the rest of us, and I fail to see where this could represent Pornography. Enjoy this kind of Humor while you can because one day Humor like this will be banned!!!
October 25, 2009 @ 9:36 am
@Dorothy
Wise and thoughtful comment. Very ADULT too I might add.
October 25, 2009 @ 4:02 am
Love this posting- only confirms what I’ve thought for awhile now-
the world really is going mad!! Keep in mind- You can’t change the direction of the WIND- But you CAN reset your sails.LOL
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October 25, 2009 @ 3:19 am
@ everyone. Evelyn is correct. this animal is also known as a pygmy chimpanzee – look it up on wikpedia.
@ shirley – go ahead and unsubscribe – see if we really miss you. NOT..what makes you so self-richeous (sp!) – if you don’t like what you see here – pass over it and go onto something else. Better yet – go to GUAM – nope – don’t do that. I figured out that you are a humanoid species of a starfish
October 24, 2009 @ 10:47 pm
Take me to Guam! Anyone attempting to “Guamise” in some countries and gets caught will surely cool their heels in jail, talk much less of being paid for it.
October 24, 2009 @ 10:30 pm
@EVELYN Yeah, What is bonobos? How do you know about them uless you are one, HUH?
October 24, 2009 @ 10:11 pm
W T H is bonobos???
you just made that up
October 24, 2009 @ 9:34 pm
Bonobos (genetically similar to humans and chimpanzees) also have sex for fun. In fact, they have sex when they are happy, sex when they are anxious, sex to get over a fight, face to face sex, oral sex, masturbation, homosexual sex, etc. They are a very peaceful, happy group! (sorry if this offends Shirley….NOT! 🙂