Proof That The World Is Nuts
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals,
but the animals must be female.
Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is
prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may
only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse.
This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be
covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than “going blind!”)
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let’s just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s illicit
lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
and her daughter at the same time
( I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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In Maryland, it is ill egal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only “in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
premises.”
(Is this a great country or what? Well . . . not as great as Guam!)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?!)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of .. ?)
(Did the government pay for this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don’t have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last:
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)
October 24, 2009 @ 8:52 pm
I think “adult humor” should only be read by adults. Shirley, perhaps you thought this was nick.com.
October 24, 2009 @ 7:14 pm
The entire article is DISGUSTING! Can’t you come up with something other than PORN? If not, than I for one, will unsuscribe. I find this article
nothing more than pure filth!
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October 24, 2009 @ 6:04 pm
@SHARP I don’t know if it all was useless. I mean what if you sat on a turtle’s head? You would not have to worry about smothering him.LOL
October 24, 2009 @ 5:27 pm
More useless knowledge for us all!! LoL
October 24, 2009 @ 5:07 pm
I do not know about all of these so called facts, but I DO KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE ONE ABOUT GUAM IS DEFINITELY NOT TRUE!! I lived there and also have relatives and frinds that are still there.
October 24, 2009 @ 5:01 pm
LOVE THE ANSWERS!!!!
October 24, 2009 @ 4:48 pm
OMG This is truly proof that the people in the world are nuts.
October 24, 2009 @ 3:59 pm
The world is always the same never changes should be the people changing everything.
October 24, 2009 @ 3:56 pm
GOOD ONE THERE. THEY ARE VERY INFORMATIVE IF ALL ARE TRUE ESPECIALLY ABOUT GUAM. KEEP THEM COMING
October 24, 2009 @ 3:46 pm
Wao the world is really nut.
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