Pregnant Blonde
Bambi, a buxom blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home from work just jumping for joy.
He didn’t know why she was jumping for joy but thought, what the heck, and started jumping up and down with her.
When Bambi said, “Honey, I have some really great news for you!”
He said, “Great, tell me what you’re so happy about!”
She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told him that she was pregnant!
He was ecstatic! They had been trying for awhile. He kissed her and told her, “That’s great! I couldn’t be happier!”
Then, she said, “Oh, honey, there’s more!”
He asked, “What do you mean, ‘more’?”
She said, “Well, we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!”
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked her how she knew.
She said, “Well, that was the easy part. I went to pharmacy and bought the twin pack home pregnancy test kit and BOTH tests came out positive!”
November 7, 2009 @ 8:38 pm
thats really scary but funnhy
November 7, 2009 @ 4:54 am
D’oh might confuse a few gals not just blonde’s………..
November 7, 2009 @ 2:01 am
Par for the course. Only a blonde could come up with something like that. It is a good blonde joke.
November 6, 2009 @ 9:01 pm
you have got to be kidding! LOL
November 6, 2009 @ 8:52 pm
hahahaha, I know of a girl who is just like that, she even asked me if both tests came back positive if she was having 2 of them. hehehe. I love it.
November 6, 2009 @ 7:41 pm
Smart gal.
November 6, 2009 @ 6:58 pm
thats about right.
November 6, 2009 @ 6:43 pm
joke
November 6, 2009 @ 6:33 pm
Dumb blonde
November 6, 2009 @ 6:24 pm
ninny