Please Show Your I.D.
The following supposedly a true story.
This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said “Because I don’t believe you are over 21.”
The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give the scotch to him because he didn’t believe him. At this point the robber took his drivers license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk.
The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot.
The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off of the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.
June 25, 2009 @ 4:37 pm
Black people don’t drink scotch
June 17, 2009 @ 6:56 pm
@exdemo u sir r indeed a fuckin racist ass idiot who has no self respect for others, not even ur mother and dats a damn shame dat she dnt lik u. u wanna no how i no? CUZ I FUCKD HA LAST NITE ND SHE SAID IM UR DADDY BITCH!!!!!!!
June 17, 2009 @ 3:57 pm
Seemus: Just bc i said “colored” doesnt mean i offended anyone! black is a color, so is white. so i didnt offend anyone by saying that. GROW UP!
June 14, 2009 @ 12:19 pm
Its a free country people can say whatever they want
June 11, 2009 @ 3:02 pm
@exdemo- if brains were money,you’ll definitely need a huge loan to buy a cup of coffee…moron…you should know that what you said was outta line,twas not necessary at all…. mumu!!
June 11, 2009 @ 7:59 am
Well, i just think he lacks understanding! Be it Black or White, we are all precious in the eyes of the Lord and He alone reserves the right to call one good or bad! What an unfortunate mind set he has!
June 10, 2009 @ 3:24 am
@exdemo It is a nice thing that both blacks and whites stood up to give the fool exdemo the bashing he deserves. he sound like a loner desiring of attention irrespective of how he gets it.
it is sad that he has taken the joy out of this joke as we are not able to read those crazy comments that usually spice up these jokes.
maybe next time we should pretend that people like him don’t exist as that would just ruin our jokes for us
June 8, 2009 @ 10:56 pm
Man, this whole forum is filled with idiots. Most of you can’t spell to save your lives. You can’t call one person an idiot for being a racist and then not be able to spell anything because you look like an idiot for another reason.