Perfect Eyesight
Arthur is 90 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn’t see where it went.”
His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, “Why don’t you take my brother with you and give it one more try.”
“That’s no good” sighs Arthur, “your brother’s a hundred and three. He can’t help.”
“He may be a hundred and three”, says the wife, “but his eyesight is perfect.”
So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty swing and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and says, “Did you see the ball?”
“Of course I did!” replied the brother-in-law. “I have perfect eyesight”.
“Where did it go?” says Arthur.
“I don’t remember.”
March 20, 2010 @ 3:45 am
sometimes i tend to think that amnesia is not just confined to old age.
March 19, 2010 @ 3:32 am
hahahahaha this really made me laugh
March 19, 2010 @ 12:36 am
hahahahahaha good one …….i can remember when i was 5″inches taller
hmmm must have been those 4″inch heels i used to wear lol…..
March 19, 2010 @ 12:11 am
awwwwwww!!! what more cld be cuter than a bad memory and a bad eyesight, hehehe
March 18, 2010 @ 9:24 pm
made my day!
March 18, 2010 @ 1:43 pm
That is perfect, the father-in-law don`t just remember
March 18, 2010 @ 12:28 pm
That is cute. Sounds like me, I can’t remember.
March 18, 2010 @ 12:06 pm
Bad eyesight and bad memory, what a combination!
March 18, 2010 @ 11:54 am
I just thought this was cute.
March 18, 2010 @ 10:36 am
Whao, that was funny. Whose eyesight is better between the two? same level.