Payday Party
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.
When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?” He replied, “That would be fine with me.”
Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
February 6, 2010 @ 5:33 pm
Sneaky way to get in a commercial!
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November 20, 2009 @ 4:37 pm
watch it next time boy
November 18, 2009 @ 11:10 am
Getting bored Sally? We would be grateful if you could bring us new jokes! Thanks
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November 16, 2009 @ 10:50 am
he deserved it hahahaha
November 16, 2009 @ 2:05 am
WOW DONT MESS WITH HER I WOULD HATE NOT TO SEE HER FOR 3 DAYS SAYIN THAT MAYBE SHE WONT BLACKIN MY EYES LOL
November 15, 2009 @ 9:52 pm
seriously
November 15, 2009 @ 7:44 pm
@sally GO Gripe Somewhere Else OK?
November 15, 2009 @ 3:24 am
WHEN are we going to get new jokes. Every one is a repeat, repeat, repeat