Parrot on a Plane
A man and a parrot sit next to each other in a plane. The service in the plane is really bad, the man hasn’t had a drink for hours and he’s starting to dehydrate. The parrot on the other hand is getting drink after drink by the harrowed cabin crew. Each time the parrot orders a drink it does so with a lot of cursing and shouting. The man decides to follow the same tactic and starts shouting: “he b*tch get me a whiskey!”. To his suprise he gets his whiskey and follows through with the same tactic. Soon, both man and parrot outdo each other in shouting and insults untill the cabin crew has had enough. They grab the man and parrot and throw them out of the plane. Now both of them are plummeting towards the ground below when the parrot says to the man: “boy, for someone who can’t fly you sure do curse a lot”.
January 3, 2012 @ 12:04 pm
i did not think it was funny..there was nothing said about tha man not liking flying..
November 19, 2009 @ 10:24 am
VERRY FUNNY INDEED. DONT DO THINGS COS OTHERS ARE DOING IT. YOU DONT KNOW WHO OR WHAT IS BACKING THEM. LOL
November 19, 2009 @ 4:43 am
OLA (VOTE 2)
does this warrant you to say LOL?, think before you write, or better, add what makes you to say so.
thanks
November 18, 2009 @ 4:38 am
Which is worse – a cursing and shouting parrot or a cursing and shouting man who requests nothing but whiskey? I wonder how a bottle of whiskey could quench real thirst. By the way what are you thirsty for, whiskey or godliness?
November 16, 2009 @ 6:23 pm
Good one.
November 16, 2009 @ 12:48 pm
LOL. Almost fell of my seat.
November 16, 2009 @ 11:50 am
truly funny. the moral of the story is clear isn’t it?