Old Lady’s Car Jacking
An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice that she knows how to use it and that she will if required so get out of the car.
The 4 men didn’t wait around for a second invitation but got out and ran like mad, where upon the lady proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver’s seat.
Small problem, her key wouldn’t fit the ignition. Her car was identical and parked four/five spaces further down.
She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station. The sergeant that she told the story to nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter where 4 pale white males were reporting a car-jacking by a mad elderly white woman. No charges were filed.
July 22, 2009 @ 12:07 am
tough old granny lol at least she was honest and told the police… i can only imagine what those four guys were going thru lmao
July 17, 2009 @ 1:33 pm
That was a good one! You go girl!!
July 17, 2009 @ 4:17 am
What a wonderful joke
July 15, 2009 @ 8:52 pm
hahah hahhaha
July 15, 2009 @ 8:51 am
hoo
July 15, 2009 @ 3:47 am
LOL…………..
July 14, 2009 @ 10:01 pm
It’s true. I saw a newspaper clipping of it.
July 14, 2009 @ 2:23 pm
to cute for wirds, I can actually see this happening lol
July 14, 2009 @ 1:07 pm
this is a good joke indeed 10**********s thanks for sharing!
July 10, 2009 @ 3:33 pm
lol