Old is When…
Your friend compliments you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.
You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.
A young babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
“Getting a little action” means, “I don’t need to take any fiber today.”
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police.
An “all nighter” means not getting up to go use the bathroom!
“Getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.
Raymond
February 1, 2014 @ 12:24 pm
A nice collection of Senior Jokes.
Raye
September 23, 2009 @ 8:19 pm
Age is a have to do, But growing up is up to us. I am not going to grow up, I will get wiser. God willing I get to be aged 100.
Elma
September 23, 2009 @ 9:19 am
I am 22 and feel old coz my hair is falling already and am not even married yet. Whew! but I thank God for how far He’s led me and how far He’ll lead me
okosisi abagana
September 21, 2009 @ 6:53 am
GLORY BE TO GOD, We are all happy with the simple treat of nature.
mildred
September 21, 2009 @ 6:28 am
I AM 18 AND DONT FEEL TOO OLD YET I THANK GOOD FOR EACH NEW DAY .I AGREE WITH DAN,AND GOOBER.