Old is When…
Your friend compliments you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.
You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.
A young babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
“Getting a little action” means, “I don’t need to take any fiber today.”
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police.
An “all nighter” means not getting up to go use the bathroom!
“Getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.
Dean
September 20, 2009 @ 6:29 pm
Thank you Chastity for the encouraging words. Bless you
chastity staton
September 20, 2009 @ 12:06 pm
I too feeel like Loyd, You are never too old too begin feeling god’s blessing and living your dream. I am only 34 years young with a few physical challenges, but none of that is going to keep me from my dream of starting college to be a medical assistant and start living my dream. first day of class 9/22/09. I too have had a very rocky past but my lord and savior has delivered me through that to fulfill his destiny of helping others. So please consider yourself bit younger than tommorow.GOD BLESS YOU ALL!!!!!!
K
September 20, 2009 @ 8:55 am
So glad that Gods mercies is considered in everything cos everything could be worse….
Faye
September 20, 2009 @ 5:31 am
I think I feel the same as Lloyd here even though I don’t know his age.
As long as one keeps your brain active and get in enough suitable exercise there is no reason on earth why one should even bother about age. I am still active in my business and love Facebook and keeping in touch with all the grand nephews and nieces since they are scattered all over the world! I also have two grand children – one of whom lives with me (15yrs) and one of 16yrs who lives a bit far away and whom I don’t get to see all that often but I am satisfied and thank God every day for all my Blessings.
Dan
September 19, 2009 @ 9:10 pm
God bless you all.
I am also glad a lot of you are thankful to the Lord for keeping you through all.
Goober, keep on respecting and loving the elderly. I also find they have lots of wise counsel.
Goober
September 19, 2009 @ 7:56 pm
I am only 23 but I just wanted to say to everyone who thanked God that I am happy to know there are still people who praise our Lord! I can’t remember who told me to them age is just a number which is true. I love older people because they are so full of knowledge, wisdom, and understanding. God bless you all 🙂
Yvonne Hamilton
September 19, 2009 @ 7:11 pm
I TOO HAVE @ GRAND CHILDRENS,7 GREAT GRANDCHILDENS I AM 82 feel 50 I play with my great grand-childrens,hide and go seek, and play cars with them , they just loved to death,People says I don’t look my age,and I don’t feel my age, I had breat cancer 5 yrs ago,and broke my hip 3 yrs ago.and I am still kicking up my heels,I am doing great Praise the Lord,If it wasn’t for the Lord,I wouldn’t be here today,for he healed me of cancer and my my hip,,,
ron
September 19, 2009 @ 7:04 pm
well its all in our minds
ron
September 19, 2009 @ 7:03 pm
well i see some of these creeping into our lives
Yvonne
September 19, 2009 @ 5:17 pm
Good for you Jean we are on the same page weigh the same. I have 9 grandchildren. two greats. only live close to two of them . it is great. I just thank the Lord i can still do all the things i am used to doing. blessings to you.