Old is When…
Your friend compliments you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.
You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.
A young babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
“Getting a little action” means, “I don’t need to take any fiber today.”
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police.
An “all nighter” means not getting up to go use the bathroom!
“Getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.
September 19, 2009 @ 4:51 pm
Well if everyone is going to fess up so will I. I have two children,five grandchildren and five great grandchildren and I am so glad they all live close enough to me to visit a lot. I too wear heels and color my hair and use perfume live in blue jeans and weigh 130 lbs. I was a grandma at 39 and a widow at 44 so all my life has not been a bed of roses but I thank God that I am able to play tag and make cookies and I painted the inside of my house last month after helping my husband paint the outside which he and I did by ourselves. Thank you Lord for your mercy and blessings. Yes, I too am 71.
September 19, 2009 @ 4:04 pm
I too am older but feel the same as I did at 30. itry to be nice to everyone . keep a posative attitute. wear my high heel color my hair and put on perfume.lol
September 19, 2009 @ 3:39 pm
I too like you answer Lloyd. We can’t help getting older, but we don’t have to get old. Thank the Lord for each birthday he grants me, and the good health I have at 71.
September 19, 2009 @ 3:09 pm
Love your answer Lloyd. May I use it sometimes? Katie, when I wake up in the morning I always say, ‘Good Morning Lord and everyone’.
September 19, 2009 @ 1:53 pm
When someone ask how old I am, I say: A bit older than yesterday – a bit younger than tomorrow.
September 19, 2009 @ 12:52 pm
@Katie I so agree with you which means of course that I am not young anymore either.
September 19, 2009 @ 12:09 pm
@Ernestine
No, no, no. There are old friends and old memories that are forever.
September 19, 2009 @ 12:07 pm
@okosisi abagana
Some of us “OLD” folks are forever young. Conditions never change, there is always hopes, dreams and the sun rises and sets.
September 19, 2009 @ 11:56 am
I was taught that the only things that get old are money and clothes…LMAO
September 19, 2009 @ 11:11 am
4 everything, there is a time, time to be young and time to be old.
i m 27now and sometime in d future will get to 70, its a different condition alltogether thats life cycle 4 you.