Nude Gardening
A woman’s garden is growing beautifully but the darn tomatoes won’t ripen. There’s a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes and she’s getting tired of it. So she goes to her neighbor and says,”Your tomatoes are ripe, mine are green. What can I do about it?”
Her neighbor replies,”Well, it may sound absurd but here’s what to do. Tonight there’s no moon. After dark go out into your garden and take all your clothes off. Tomatoes can see in the dark and they’ll be embarrassed and blush. In the morning they’ll all be red, you’ll see.”
She says Well, what the heck it can’t hurt to try it.
Next day her neighbor asks how it worked.
“So-so,” she answers. “The tomatoes are still green but the cucumbers are all four inches longer.”
August 23, 2009 @ 10:29 pm
funny thing Erica is when the tomato was asleep while cucumber doing his thing,,, hehehehe
August 21, 2009 @ 4:33 pm
can’t beat those odds.
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August 17, 2009 @ 8:38 am
This joke is kinda dumb. I never get it.
August 17, 2009 @ 6:43 am
d tomatoes re blind but gud for d cucumber,dey sure knows wat is rite
August 15, 2009 @ 7:35 am
Does it leave much to hold on to? How’s the Zucinni?
August 15, 2009 @ 6:19 am
i wish i were their too to see how the cucumber grew longer he he he
August 14, 2009 @ 8:16 pm
…………FUNNY………
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